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I’m not genuinely confident what the topic is these days.
Probably a small little bit of every little thing?
Odds and ends?
Flotsam and jetsam?
Yes, seemingly “flotsam and jetsam” is a synonym for “this and that,” or “bits and pieces.”
The time period will come from the sea entire world where by “flotsam” is the debris in the drinking water which is not intentionally thrown overboard and “jetsam” is particles purposely thrown overboard by the crew of a ship when in distress, ordinarily to lighten the ship’s load.
Flotsam and Jetsam is also an American thrash metallic band:
Flotsam and Jetsam are also people from The Tiny Mermaid:
But right now, flotsam & jetsam will be the snippets, scraps, offcuts, and sundries observed in my “MLS Musings” folder, most of which are from 2022.
Thanks once more for the viewers and their submssions….
Here’s my favourite contradiction of the week:
“We’re not keeping back again offers…………………..we just will need two full times to keep on to your offer.”
These agents were so psyched about their new listing, they put it up on MLS not after, not two times, but thrice!
Not so guaranteed about the option of feature photo for this unit:
Bouquets are rather and all.
But possibly a image of the setting up would have been extra correct below?
This condominium is stated for $749,900.
Nice rental much too!
26 images of the home.
And they led with………….wait for it……………the parking room as the attribute photo!
Really, really weird.
And however, that 1 image could possibly really be the least bizarre part about their complete picture array…
Parking, locker, appliances, brand names, serial quantities, the inside of tubs, the ground following to the toilet….
….test, check out, verify, test, test, chiggity-chekkkk.
I appreciate lake views!
I adore town sights!
Here’s the lake perspective:
Here’s the town perspective:
I can recognize the thumb-on-lens if this was 1988 and we experienced to get these shots created at Blacks, but in 2022, I’m not so certain.
I’m also not sure how this bought past the good-tuning method of the listing…
Are you amazed by brand name-identify, designer-items?
Would you buy a home if any individual randomly scattered purchasing luggage from The Mink Mile in the walk-in closet?
That would never work…..suitable?
Very first, notify me that condos are shrinking, and explain to me what we’re earning do with fewer room.
Now, inform me you want to be at a dinner celebration in this apartment when the very first visitor suggests, “Excuse me, I’ve received to use the bathroom…”
They could as very well have place a urinal on that wall. It is the similar thing…
Take one seem at this photo, and I presently know what you are thinking…
Mainly because I’m thinking the correct exact same point!
“I simply cannot consider these proprietors have the same mattress as me…”
I also just cannot consider these owners have the same lavatory swordfish as me…
Decide your favourite section of this picture:
1) Listing agent’s reflection in the mirror
2) Bathroom seat proudly up
3) Damaged kick-plate from vanity stuck in corner driving rest room
4) Toilet door key hanging in lock
5) Cleaning soap scum near flooring drain
“Our property does not require any staging!”
Said to me by lots of, several purchasers.
Also mentioned by these people…
“Can you be sure to explain to the photographer that when he will get to the condo now for listing photographs, we’d like him to move into the kitchen so he only pictures just one-third of it, but also to open up the fridge and freezer door so we can exhibit off the two bottles of Nestle h2o that arrive with the property…”
This photographer virtually bought down on his abdomen to choose this picture:
I never know about you, but I would enjoy to have a bathtub future to my bed…
They say that, “lighter paint colours make a place feel greater.”
This particular person plainly did not get that memo:
Very last, but definitely not minimum, if you at any time feel the want to develop a bar in your basement, make positive there is an adjacent sizzling-tub.
Or…….or…………or, if you ever come to feel the have to have to construct a sauna, steam shower, and open-to-the-aspects jacuzzi upcoming to your wall-mounted tv….
……just make absolutely sure you also make a bar….
Have a terrific weekend, everybody!